Here, have a Profile Post!

Just for reference, here, have something similar to the app I wrote for route_29. This is mostly so then people who don't know A THING about Homestuck can get a hold of his personality... Not that his personality is easy to read even for those who read the damn comic.


OOC Information;
Name; Ukiby
Personal Journal; uki_la_maid
Contact; skype: ukithemaid / tumblr: boobotschoiceass / plurk: ukilamaid


IC Information;
Character Name; Bro Strider
Canon; Homestuck. Also, here, Bro's Wiki page, so you can get a hold of his backstory.
Canon Point; Pre-Scratch, Post Bec Noir's Fight
Age; Early 30's (estimate)

( THERE'S MORE UNDER HERE! )

Typing quirk/color and other shenanigans

So, as to not make Bro a COMPLETE CARBON COPY of his post-Scratch version, writing and text-color wise, I thought it would be nice to give him his own writing style and color. Because I have lots of time in my hands.

Anyways, the way he writes is the following (note: the following sample is horribly OOC and the mun apologizes in advance):

he types in bloodorange (aka CC1100) which isn't all that into red, but not that much into orange either (see what I did there?)
he doesn't give punctuation all the attention it deserves, but he doesn't disregard it completely as to not make his sentences sound terribly ambiguous (unless he wants mess with you, then you'll get ALL the ambiguity)
he mostly doesn't remember that capital letters exist, just so you know
yes, he'll swear on his texts. he's a full grown man and can do whatever the fuck he wants to. you can't tell him what to do

So, that's about it. Let me remind you that the text above is just to showcase the color and style of writing and mun will be a lot more IC during actual roleplaying, so don't fret. Also, if you don't want me to attack you with COURIER COLORED TEXT, just drop a message here and I'll keep it in mind when tagging you!!

Status on route_29

(( The Following Is An OOC Post ))

On the interest of keeping things organized, here, have a status post, so then you know where the heck Bro is and what he has.

( I'm here to fuck shit up )

THE DREADED CR POST FOR route_29

Watch this session be A WASTELAND. Because, really, this is Bro we are talking about. Social interactions are not his "forte". But a guy can dream, right????? If you interacted with him and aren't here, just drop a comment and I'll add you!

Here, have colored hearts because I LIKE COLORED HEARTS.

: YOU'VE MADE A POWERFUL ENEMY I HOPE YOU ARE AWARE OF THAT BECAUSE HE FUCKING HATES YOUR GUTS.
: Are you dead or alive? He basically couldn't care less. At least he doesn't hate you.
: Give yourself a pat on the back, because Bro actually acknowledges your existence!!
: OK, he may be paying attention to you more than usual and GASP, he may even talk to you by his own volition!
: YOU ARE FRIENDS WITH BRO FUCKING STRIDER! Go brag about it to your friends!
: OK, how did you even get to this position??? Either way, by some mysterious reason you are now above the friendship level!
: ULTIMATE LEVEL OF CARE WHICH MAY OR MAY NOT COME OFF AS CRYPTIC AS HELL. This level is pretty much reserved for people like Dave and Cal, but maybe, if you work hard enough...

( There are under construction stuff under this cut... )

Threads and Posts at route_26

Have a reference post for all the threads Bro took part of and all the ones in posts he made, with the characters that took part of and, like, the "length" of each one! Posts and threads are ordered from newest to oldest.

( Cut because this may get long-ish... )

1st Strife [Text]

[After the first initial shock of finding himself on the wonderful world of Pokémon, because, seriously, that's the last place Bro expected to end up after what happened to him, he takes the time to check his belongings and he is far from amused.

Remember how you can't bring weapons to Johto? Well...]

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