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[used_puppets]

[After the first initial shock of finding himself on the wonderful world of Pokémon, because, seriously, that's the last place Bro expected to end up after what happened to him, he takes the time to check his belongings and he is far from amused.

Remember how you can't bring weapons to Johto? Well...]

wow really hysterical guys, my face is contorting with laughter over here.
seriously the sound of my laugh is echoing all over this shitty three buildings large town.
someone call the paramedics before i run out of air.

[Bro pauses his typying, eyes the oversized praying mantis standing by his side and continues.]

look i can understand stripping me from my sword. don't want anyone running around with swords and vandalizing buildings or destroying the lovely scenery.
totally can follow you people on that.
and i know you guys tried to compensate for this mess giving me this insect with blades for hands and ok it was a nice gesture. not looking a gift horse in the mouth and all that.
there is just one tiny little thing which just goddamn baffles me though.
i would like to know where the fuck is Cal.
because this sure as shit isn't funny.

[It just so happens Johto took Lil' Cal, Bro's prized puppet, away from him, because, really, that thing is a menace in his hands. And you know Cal is important because his name is capitalized. Needless to say, he isn't pleased by that.]

now whoever has him has exactly five minutes to bring him to me.
otherwise i'll have to tell blossom here to re-arrange this entire town.

[And he means it (although he doesn't know his Scyther can't actually destroy New Bark, he's just assuming it because GIANT PRAYING MANTIS WITH BLADES FOR HANDS). Someone better tell him Cal isn't a thing that exists in Johto and that no one actually "stole" it from him. Watch this full grown man slowly freak out when he realizes Cal is no more.]

Comments

[roemance]

vvery funny davve

[Not even checking the POke ID or anything, just putting it down to Strider trolling he didn't even really read]

[used_puppets]

[Just be thankful you aren't within range, or else Bro would have to bitchslap you for that.]

look i have no fucking clue as to who you are.
but you must be the unbelievably stupid to mistake me for my lil' brother.

also, i think there's something wrong with your v key.

[roemance]

brother
wwhat

and there aint nothin wwrong wwith my vv key or my ww key either so fuck you before you even say anythin about it

[used_puppets]

yes brother.
nice to see we are on the same page now.

ok this is your fancy typing style, i get it.
and did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed today or something?

[roemance]

so youre another strider
great just wwhat this place needed
that wwas some a your human sarcasm by the wway
an NO i did not get out a the wwrong side of the human bed seein as it DOESNT EVVEN HAVVE a wwrong side ANYWWAY

[used_puppets]

[It finally downed on him...]

wait another?
so dave really is here [Maybe he should try contacting him.

But first...]

you keep saying human-this, human-that...
what even are you anyway?

[roemance]

not a human obvviously
wwell i am right noww but that doesnt count
and yes davve is here he turned up a feww wweeks ago an is probably hangin out wwith those idiot friends a his

[used_puppets]

that really doesn't answer my question as to what you are, but whatever.

and i'm going to take a really wild guess here and say you have no clue as to where dave is, and you probably don't care, right?

[roemance]

im a troll to answwer the first statement
and yup you got it in answwer to the second one

[used_puppets]

boy you sure are being mega helpful and pleasant.
don't ever change.

still here's another question.
what exactly do you have against my family?
did dave peed on your birthday cake or something?

[roemance]

dont wworry i wwont

and for your information youre all insufferable peasants thats wwhats wwrong wwith you striders

[used_puppets]

i knew we were insufferable.
but this is the first time we get called peasants.
you get points for creativity.

[roemance]

thanks

[what is sarcasm]

[used_puppets]

still you know nothing about me.
you don't even know my face.

you know how disrespectful it is to make assumptions about people you don't know a thing about?
here's a hint: it's totally disrespectful.

[roemance]

you knoww howw hypocritical it is to tell a guy hes disrespectful wwhen you are ovver there wwith davve actin the exact same wway about him
heres a hint
its totally fuckin hypocritical

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[used_puppets]

so i'm supposed to assume everything my own brother is telling me about you is a lie?
even if he had the time to know you?

because if that's the case you must be the sweetest guy on the planet.
although you are not really showing much of that side of yours so i'm having a brutal time thinking that way.

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[roemance]

he doesnt knoww me at all though thats thing thing

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[used_puppets]

ok i'm not going anywhere anytime soon.
so i'm willing to hear your side of the story.

[And there's no sarcasm or anything here. He's really waiting to hear what you have to say.]

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[roemance]

my problem is that prevvious davve wwas apparently datin prevvious me as one giant trollin attempt
i dont evven knoww WWHY i wwould aggree to that in the first place but the point is i did
and he wwas just doin it to mock me and then dump me i guess
wwhich is fuckin RUDE and makes your brother the bigger asshole here

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[used_puppets]

i see.
ok i'm not going to say this is a really shitty thing to do.
because it is.
just because dave is my brother i'm not going to nod and commend every single action of his.

but the point is.
the dave that's here isn't the one who was an ass to the other you.
so why not just drop it?

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[roemance]

wwell he is still bein an ass to me so obvviously he is like the other davve

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[used_puppets]

did you try having a civilized conversation with him when you first met?
or were you... ever so pleasant like always?

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[roemance]

like im goin to remember wwhat i said wwhen i first spoke to him

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[used_puppets]

ok fine.
i was trying to get to the bottom of this mystery.
but apparently this is not a thing that's going to happen anytime soon.

but if you guys want to hold on to your precious animosity, be my guest.

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[roemance]

yeah good cause theres nothin you need to be interferin wwith here anywway