1st Strife [Text]

[used_puppets]

[After the first initial shock of finding himself on the wonderful world of Pokémon, because, seriously, that's the last place Bro expected to end up after what happened to him, he takes the time to check his belongings and he is far from amused.

Remember how you can't bring weapons to Johto? Well...]

wow really hysterical guys, my face is contorting with laughter over here.
seriously the sound of my laugh is echoing all over this shitty three buildings large town.
someone call the paramedics before i run out of air.

[Bro pauses his typying, eyes the oversized praying mantis standing by his side and continues.]

look i can understand stripping me from my sword. don't want anyone running around with swords and vandalizing buildings or destroying the lovely scenery.
totally can follow you people on that.
and i know you guys tried to compensate for this mess giving me this insect with blades for hands and ok it was a nice gesture. not looking a gift horse in the mouth and all that.
there is just one tiny little thing which just goddamn baffles me though.
i would like to know where the fuck is Cal.
because this sure as shit isn't funny.

[It just so happens Johto took Lil' Cal, Bro's prized puppet, away from him, because, really, that thing is a menace in his hands. And you know Cal is important because his name is capitalized. Needless to say, he isn't pleased by that.]

now whoever has him has exactly five minutes to bring him to me.
otherwise i'll have to tell blossom here to re-arrange this entire town.

[And he means it (although he doesn't know his Scyther can't actually destroy New Bark, he's just assuming it because GIANT PRAYING MANTIS WITH BLADES FOR HANDS). Someone better tell him Cal isn't a thing that exists in Johto and that no one actually "stole" it from him. Watch this full grown man slowly freak out when he realizes Cal is no more.]

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[tentacletrainer]

...Bro?

[[Helpful, ain't she?]]

[roemance]

vvery funny davve

[Not even checking the POke ID or anything, just putting it down to Strider trolling he didn't even really read]

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[used_realtears]

Well...when I came here, none of my friends were here! But maybe your friend will be here later! That can happen!

[Completely clueless as to Cal's true nature. He's going to get trolled so hard, isn't he?]

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[moveslikestrider]

[And just like that, the world leaps up and kicks him right in the face. Dave stares at the message, and jesus religious dicks he's being stupid at this.]

sorry bro cal didnt come along for the ride
probably took one look at this place and went hell no
then just ollied the fuck outie
no one stoleem

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[hoperaider]

[Jake's sort of messing around with his 'gear, and checking the network for any interesting posts. He frowns a bit as he reads Bro's post, walking and reading at the same time.

A shame he's not very good at it.

He might have accidentally smacked into Bro or the Scyther...if his Emolga didn't shriek at him to pay attention. Jake jumps, startled, and glances up at the Strider.

Please hold while his brain tries to process this.]

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[guardianjoker4]

[wow! More people with cool text posts.]

Umm...!! It seems that when we arrive in the pokéworld, we arrive alone. None of our friends come along, so I'm guessing your friend is still home...

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[iownahoofbeast]

D--> It is unlikely your companion arrived with you
D--> Though whatever force precipitates arrivals here is e%tremely capricious
D--> He may arrive soon, if he is not already here

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[ghostytrainer]

chances are, nobody has him.
johto likes to do this thing where it steals most (if not all) of your shit.
which i guess answers the question of whether or not you remember being here before.
obviously you don't, but that comes as a surprise to nobody.
funny though, you got to keep him the last time you were here.

[video] how bout some not hamsteak on yo screen :>

[fairycircle]

Hey! Don't hurt innocent people just because someone hasn't explained things to you yet! The people in that town have nothing to do with us being here; they're only helping because they're just as confused as we are!

I can't say I've heard of anyone named Cal, but I can keep an eye out for him, if you would like. [DON'T BE THREATENIN PEOPLE, YO]

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[idkmybffwaddles]

oh no someone has ur friend?? :OO

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[eclectical]

[Cal? That rang a bell in Jade's mind... It had certainly been a while since this guy was in Johto. He didn't seem to remember anything... Time for her to (re)introduce herself, then.]

hi!
you must be daves bro
my name is jade
i am a friend of his!