used_puppets | 1st Strife [Text]

[After the first initial shock of finding himself on the wonderful world of Pokémon, because, seriously, that's the last place Bro expected to end up after what happened to him, he takes the time to check his belongings and he is far from amused.

Remember how you can't bring weapons to Johto? Well...]

wow really hysterical guys, my face is contorting with laughter over here.
seriously the sound of my laugh is echoing all over this shitty three buildings large town.
someone call the paramedics before i run out of air.

[Bro pauses his typying, eyes the oversized praying mantis standing by his side and continues.]

look i can understand stripping me from my sword. don't want anyone running around with swords and vandalizing buildings or destroying the lovely scenery.
totally can follow you people on that.
and i know you guys tried to compensate for this mess giving me this insect with blades for hands and ok it was a nice gesture. not looking a gift horse in the mouth and all that.
there is just one tiny little thing which just goddamn baffles me though.
i would like to know where the fuck is Cal.
because this sure as shit isn't funny.

[It just so happens Johto took Lil' Cal, Bro's prized puppet, away from him, because, really, that thing is a menace in his hands. And you know Cal is important because his name is capitalized. Needless to say, he isn't pleased by that.]

now whoever has him has exactly five minutes to bring him to me.
otherwise i'll have to tell blossom here to re-arrange this entire town.

[And he means it (although he doesn't know his Scyther can't actually destroy New Bark, he's just assuming it because GIANT PRAYING MANTIS WITH BLADES FOR HANDS). Someone better tell him Cal isn't a thing that exists in Johto and that no one actually "stole" it from him. ~~Watch this full grown man slowly freak out when he realizes Cal is no more.~~]

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[Amu nods. She's been here two weeks and she keeps expecting her Shugo Chara to just pop up and float around like they always do.]

Completely out of our control. Apparently there are people here who've been here for years. I think two is the longest. But some of them have gone home and come back, it seems!

Two years? Fuck... [Yeah, he isn't looking forward to that.]

And you have to be really unlucky to end up here twice... Although apparently I've been here before. Or so I was told. Can't remember shit though.

[!!]

I...hadn't heard about that! That's pretty...cruel actually.

Well it does suck, not gonna lie. It would help if I remembered things, because then I wouldn't make an ass of myself when meeting up with people that know me from my previous "visit".

Yeah...I'd hate to be one of those people who befriends someone and then they leave and when they come back, they don't even know you. Sounds pretty painful...

But that's something else we don't really have control over, huh.

I'm starting to see a pattern here on our lack of control over the things that happen. [And this is Bro's worst nightmare. Having no control.]

But I guess things could have been worst for me, if I wasn't brought here.

Eh? Really? Is your home really that bad?

Well, it's not a case that it was bad, it's a case that it got really fucking bad in a split second.

...Some sort of end of the world thing or something...? [She's half serious.]

You sure hit the nail right on the head.

Meteors crushed Earth, destroyed everything. Fun times for everyone. The ones that survived that is.

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